Looking for a chance to talk up that cutie in the corner cubicle? Don’t know how to introduce yourself to that hunk in human resources? Fear no more. Here are some of the cheesiest office pickup lines that are so bad, they’re good. Use at your own risk.

• “Come to this copy machine often?”
• “Do you work in accounting? Because there’s no accounting for our chemistry.”
• “The only employee handbook I’ve read is Fifty Shades of Grey.”
• “You are the Miss Hawaii of spreadsheets.”
• “I could hold your memos in my arms forever.”
• “Can you file a worker’s comp claim for a broken heart?”
• “They say you shouldn’t date someone you work with, but I’ve been written up for less.”
• “If you were a sales lead, you’d be coming in hot.”
• “How about we blow this lame office birthday party and head back to my cubicle?”